Shipping policy

Shipping & Delivery

We don’t mass-produce this stuff.
Everything you order is printed to order — specifically for you.

That means delivery takes a little longer than grabbing something off a shelf, but the quality is better and nothing is churned out as cheap novelty rubbish.

United Kingdom

Most UK orders are printed and shipped within the UK.

Typical delivery time (printing + shipping):
🕒 6–12 business days

This includes:

  • Printing your item

  • Quality checks

  • Packaging

  • Delivery to your door

In many cases, orders arrive sooner — but we’d rather under-promise and over-deliver than the other way round.

International Orders

Yes, we ship internationally.

Production times are the same, but delivery times vary depending on destination and local postal services.

Estimated shipping costs and delivery timeframes are shown at checkout.

Please note:

  • Customs delays are outside our control

  • Import duties or taxes may apply depending on your country

Packaging

Your order arrives in plain, discreet packaging.

No product photos.
No descriptions on the outside.
No awkward conversations unless you choose to start them.

Tracking your order

Once your order has been printed and dispatched, you’ll receive a dispatch email with tracking details.

Tracking updates can sometimes take a short while to appear — especially for international orders — so don’t panic if it doesn’t update instantly.

(Also worth checking your spam folder, just in case.)

Questions before ordering?

If you’re unsure about delivery times, sizing, or anything else, feel free to contact us before ordering — we’re happy to help.