Rum and Ass T-shirt | Funny Graphic Tee
Rum and Ass T-shirt | Funny Graphic Tee
From a distance, it’s a love letter to Drum & Bass.
Up close? The truth comes out.
With the D and B quietly crossed out, this T-shirt reveals what you’re actually here for: Rum & Ass. A subtle visual gag for people who appreciate music, mischief, and poor life choices in equal measure.
If you know, you know.
If they don’t… even better.
Why you’ll love it
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Clever, layered humour that rewards close inspection
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Looks innocent until it absolutely isn’t
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Designed for Drum & Bass fans with a darker sense of humour
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Clean typography with a hidden twist
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Unisex fit — because bad ideas are universal
Fair warning
This T-shirt may result in:
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Double-takes from strangers
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Laughs from the right people
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Confused looks from everyone else
If that sounds like your scene, you’ve found your new favourite T-shirt.
Product details
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Unisex crewneck T-shirt
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Soft, durable fabric for everyday wear
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Classic fit — not slim, not boxy
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High-quality print that won’t fade after one wash
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Built to survive festivals, pubs, and questionable decisions
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |